{"product_id":"36-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-woven-blanket","title":"36 Years of Not Giving a Damn Woven Blanket","description":"This woven blanket brings a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement into quiet corners of home life. Soft 100% cotton threads create a warm, tactile throw with colorful fringed edges and a clean, raised lettering design that reads like a private victory lap. Choose the Artwork variant for crisp, high-contrast typography or the Photo variant if your design relies on smooth gradients. Available in three sizes, it layers easily over a sofa, folds neatly at the foot of a bed, or becomes a cheeky picnic cover when the mood calls for it. The woven texture and visible threads give it a handcrafted, lived-in look that settles into a room and starts conversations — especially during milestone birthdays, casual gatherings, or lazy weekend mornings when honesty and humor feel most welcome.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton woven fabric — strong, smooth fibers for comfortable warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Two print variants: Artwork for bold graphics; Photo for photorealistic detail\u003cbr\u003e- Colorful fringed edges and visible woven threads for a handmade aesthetic\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit throws, bed layers, or picnic use\u003cbr\u003e- Mockups may differ from final product — choose variant based on design to avoid banding or muddled colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":67902954373426,"sku":"13580861676944787780","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Photo \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":67902954406194,"sku":"13451511669799232166","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/1923\/3330\/files\/3874426816692807066_2048.jpg?v=1791033036","url":"https:\/\/uniquelykaysway.com\/products\/36-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-woven-blanket","provider":"Uniquely Kays Way LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}